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SLUTMEON BROWN

THE REFORMED BAPTIST WHORE OF NEW ZEALAND

Imagine there was a young devout Christian politician in Nazi Germany who spent his university years advocating against the unjust murder of the Jews. But over the years this devout Christian politician joined the Nazi Party, where every election he tried to get the public (church included) to vote for the Nazi party. He and his party vowed to keep the gas chambers going and murdering the innocent. The church in Nazi Germany never rebuked him, why would they? They were too busy voting for him. Then, one day, this devout christian was promoted to Nazi Germany's Minister of Jewish Affairs.

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Maybe you are a little slow and didn't quite catch its relevance.

Replace "devout christian" with "Reformed Baptist".

Replace "Nazi Germany" with "New Zealand".

Replace "Jews" with "unborn".

Replace "Nazi" with "National".

Replace "gas chambers" with "abortion clinics".

Replace "Jewish Affairs" with "Health".

 

Imagine there was a young Reformed Baptist politician in New Zealand who spent his university years advocating against the unjust murder of the unborn. But over the years this Reformed Baptist politician joined the National Party where every election he tried to get the public, church included, to vote for the National party. He and his party vowed to keep the abortion clinics going and murdering the innocent. The church in New Zealand never rebuked him, why would they? They were too busy voting for him. Then, one day, this reformed baptist was promoted to New Zealand's Minister of Health.​

Simeon Brown has gone from being the leader of the pro-life movement at Auckland University to being the Minister of Health (and abortion) in a pro-choice political party (National) in New Zealand's parliament, all while serving his church communion every Sunday. Every christian (especially Pastors!) who is silent to the shame our brother Simeon is bringing upon Christ and His church is joining Simeon in that shame.

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​This year 45,000 people will die from natural causes in New Zealand. Meanwhile, 60,000 of our preborn neighbours will be murdered. If that doesn't amaze you it's because you didn't read it properly. You live in a nation where the murder rate is higher than the natural death rate.

 

Could you imagine Māori passively accepting it if the government was allowing for the unjust slaughter of even just 60 Māori 1 year olds every year? They march the streets, defy parliamentary standards and cry racism over a piece of paper how much more would they do if the government started funding their slaughter?​

 

Maori's beliefs have conviction, which leads to action and is then forced into the political sphere. They don't care if they look like a bunch of radicals. They don't care if it makes sense. They don't even care if its lawful or democratic. Rawiri Waititi, leader of the Māori party recently said “I’m not a fan of democracy, because democracy is a tyranny of the majority." This is who we are losing to. Crazy people. But these crazy people recently passed a bill that gave a mountain personhood status. Yes, a mountain. A clump of dirt. The reason a clump of dirt is treated like a person and an unborn person is treated like a clump of cells is because Māori actually believe their false gospel and aren't afraid to say it out loud politically.

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​​Meanwhile, we have this little, skinny, puny, weak, pathetic, selfish, Sméagle looking, useless, cowardly, ineffective, pitiful, egotistical, pretentious, evil, gospel-less, faithless, bible-less, defeated, skeletal, piece of 'skubala' Simeon Brown whoring himself out before our nation. In a speech during the Abortion Legislation Bill on March 18, 2020, Simeon expressed opposition, stating, "I'm opposed to this bill, not because of the tenets of any religion, but because of scientific, philosophical, and ethical premises which I hold to as clear and logical." Oh. — So it’s not because of religion? My bad, I thought Simeon was a christian Simeon and therefore Christ's ambassador wherever he goes? So now it's Science, philosophy and ethics? ​

 

Simeon, the whole country knows you're lying. Just open your Bible and say the truth. Say what a 'minister' would say! That's literally your job title Simeon, to be a minister.

 

Simeon, your “scientific premises” don’t exist in a vacuum. You’re right that science shows life begins at conception—ultrasounds, DNA, the whole nine yards. But why does that matter? Is science ever going to declare from its test tubes "Hey New Zealand! Don't make baby murder legal". The moment that zygote kicks off, it’s got the imago Dei stamped on it, and that’s not a lab report talking—that’s Scripture. You can’t peel science away from God’s handiwork and pretend it’s some standalone truth which now reveals all morality. What happens when they say "yep that's a life but I don't care"? What are you going to do with your bunsen burners then? Science is just the echo of God’s voice, and the echo will not bring repentance.

 

​Then there’s your “philosophical premises.” What does that even mean, Simeon? Philosophy’s a servant, not a master. The minute you start reasoning about the value of life without anchoring it in “Thou shalt not kill” (Exodus 20:13), you’re building on the sands of moral relativism. Reformed theology—heck, basic Christianity—says all our thinking starts with God’s Word, not some ivory-tower word salad. You’re opposed to abortion because it’s murder, and murder’s wrong because God said so, not because you’ve got a clever philosophical reasoning up your sleeve.​

 

And “ethical premises”? So where are the premises of your ethics Simeon? Like, what are they based on? Yeah, letting babies get ripped apart isn’t exactly 'good ethics'. But when you strip your faith in Christ away from your ethics you immediately demolish the concrete your ethics are supposed to be bedded in. Good Christian ethics are true because God made them true. You can’t rip them out of His hands and wave them around like they’re neutral facts. That’s what the pagans do, Simeon. That’s what the world wants you to do—strip the Gospel out of your argument so they don’t have to deal with King Jesus.​

 

Simeon, your broken scientific, philosophical, and ethical cisterns don't hold water. You aren't being "clear" and you aren't being "logical". You're lying and everyone knows it. You oppose abortion because your God does. Durrrrr! Pick up a Bible and tell this nation the truth. They are murdering babies and bringing the judgement of God upon them. They must repent.

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​Politics is enforced religion. If you have any doubt, go and ask Mt Taranaki what 'he' thinks. Here in New Zealand religions are being enforced right now, and they’re clashing hard with what the Good Lord actually told us to do. But we don’t have to roll over and take it, no sir—this is a fight we will win. After all this is our country, founded by Christians—not Maori, not Pakeha, not atheists— but Christians. Democracy is Christian, New Zealand parliament's Westminster system is Christian. We call the people in it 'ministers'—obviously christian. Hospitals—christian, that's why they have red crosses on them. Schools—Christian, in order that people could be educated enough to read God's word for themselves. New Zealand’s foundation isn’t up for debate—it’s etched in history, and it’s time we quit pretending otherwise.​​

 

Christians must recognize that failing to engage in politics as a platform for truth is a failure to love both our God and our neighbors. No other faith offers a vision of love and truth that surpasses ours. Christianity alone reveals a Creator God who relinquishes the glory of heaven to embrace the fragility of human cells in a womb, a God who sacrifices His Son for His enemies, and who trades His perfection to bear our sin. This is the heartbeat of our faith—a love so radical it redefines justice and mercy. I don't care if your Premill, Postmill, Amill, or if you work at a timber mill. You are supposed to love your neighbour. I don't care if you believe in Arminianism, Calvinism or any other “ism” that you can think of, because all Christians everywhere must love their neighbours. I call it the doctrine of "Love Your Neighbourism".​

 

Here's how 'Love Your Neighbourism' works for the church in New Zealand: be christians who look at their Bible then look at their neighbours who are currently being murdered and act. We don’t cast votes to keep baby murder legal; we vote to abolish it. We plead with urgency for it to cease. We pray fervently for God’s justice to prevail. And as we pray, plead and vote, we also preach! We preach the Gospel, joining God in His rescue mission to deliver those being led to death (Proverbs 24:11). We preach so that a transformed people might reflect God’s glory, turning a nation from darkness to light.

 

“'You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind. ' This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like it: 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself."​

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Sadly, for Simeon, there’s probably too much to lose to love his neighbor—too many taxpayer-funded outings and pointless meetings to attend to do what God commands of him. He's an 'important guy'. A 'busy guy', that's overseeing clinics—the killing fields of this generation. Every day, babies are torn apart, their skulls crushed, their lives snuffed out, and Simeon is the guy signing off on the funding, keeping the doors open, and making sure the machinery of murder hums along. Scripture commands Simeon to “Rescue those being led away to death; hold back those staggering toward slaughter” (Proverbs 24:11). Simeon has been commanded to love his neighbours but instead he has chosen instead to oversee their slaughter. SHAME!

 

Simeon Brown stands at a crossroads. Will he remain a Reformed Baptist who endorses the murder of the unborn, or will he repent and rise as a Wilberforce for our time—championing the children being slaughtered in New Zealand today? We, the Church of this nation, face a similar choice. Will we persist in our silence, permitting this madness to endure, or will we obey God’s call to act? I say we choose the latter. I say we proclaim to this nation: repent and turn to Christ. I say we support leaders and parties who will truly love our neighbors as ourselves—because our current path has resulted in a mountain holding personhood while the unborn are reduced to mere choices. Let us stand for justice, for the image-bearers of God, and for the Gospel that transforms nations.​

 

I'm praying for a day when this same Reformed Baptist politician in New Zealand stands before his nation, no longer cloaked in cowardice or hiding behind “scientific, philosophical, and ethical premises,” but bold with the truth of Scripture—and proclaims that abortion is murder because God says so. Imagine he turns from the National Party’s compromise, rallies the church to repent, and demands the abolition of abortion—ending the murder of the innocent. Imagine the church in New Zealand finally rebukes him when he wavers, not because they hate him, but because they love their God and their preborn neighbors more. And then, one day, this Reformed Baptist, transformed by grace, steps down as the Minister of Health—not in shame, but in triumph—having been Christ’s ambassador. Perhaps you’re too slow to see it now, but that’s the future we must demand and will soon be.

Reformers ApathyJosh Faraimo
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

35 Years Old

6ft 2

117kgs

75 inch reach

Orthodox​

I write these articles because I love the Lord and am commanded to love my neighbour. I was once apathetic towards my unborn neighbours plight but I have repented. I now desire for others to see the unborn person as their neighbour and therefore refuse to make peace with the church's apathy with abortion. 

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